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Paranoid Delusions Inc

That which has been seen, cannot be unseen...…


Finally, after nearly ten years in hibernation, the Paranoid Delusions website is ready to wreak havoc on mankind! Don’t complain about it now… there were signs, omens, prophecies. If you’re not ready, then it’s your own damn fault. Avert your eyes from the searing brilliance lest they melt in their sockets and run down your cheeks like soft dribbly egg yolks!